A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common?
A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."
A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen."
Q: What's the difference between the Green bay Packers and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four blokes watching a football game.
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